when john lennon went to school the teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. he drew a dick and wrote “suck it mr. teach” the teacher told him he didnt understand the assignment. he told the teacher he didnt understand life. that teacher? albert einstein
my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports
you sure about that? lemme just check one thing.
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
WHERE CAN I GET THEM
Do they come in black?
Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:
parents: “u should be more active”
so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair
i don’t play guitar
maybe it was god telling you you rock
he picked youI think you struck a chord with the lord
"And the Lord said ‘Anyway, here’s Wonderwall’ and it was good." -Corinthians 13:4-7
on september 1, 2017 the entire hp fandom is gonna show up at king’s cross and wait for the potter weasley clan to show up so we can beat the crap out of harry potter for naming his kid albus severus